I'm glad the world powers that be finally responded to complaints of swine discrimination and unfairly maligning swine and changed the name of the current plague. Not to brag, but our family has always been swine friendly!
Forgive the look on my face, but I was busted fondling a swine. Actually, Petunia and I look like our oufits coordinated that night!
And here's my mother, proving once again that our family is unequivocally swine friendly!
Think of all the contributions swine have made to our society. Bacon, pigs in a blanket, Spam! Porky the Pig. Porky's! What would the Orwellian classic Animal House be without swine!