Here's an old Monty Python clip on Spam. I'm like the old woman. I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
Craig sarcastically suggested that I post a recipe for Spam in a Crockpot. So here it is:
Open Spam can (does it have a key?) and place the gelatinous molded fat (you can opt to rinse greasy slimy gel off) in crockpot. Open can of crushed pineapple and dump over Spam. Barbecue sauce may be substituted. Or just dump pineapple and barbecue sauce for that BBQ Hawaiian effect. Yummmmmmm. Bon appetit!
Craig used to actually like this stuff way back when. If I was gone for any period of time, he'd buy a can and eat it. The Road to Lipitor!