Sunday, May 10, 2015

Happy Mother's Day!

I'm sitting here howling at a table in the morning sun drinking my mocha frappe reading the Bisbee Police Beat in the local paper.  Doesn't take much to make me happy!  (I'm a little warped.)

April 29 -- A man's guardian angel was on break when during a bible study the church's ex-pianist came in, choked him and hit him on the head.

A woman on Hoatson Ave. received a call from Jamaica with the news she won $200,000.

April 30 -- A dog escaped from a yard on Tombstone Canyon.  It was described as an older, small, tan, fat wiener-type Chihuahua.

April 22 -- A Bisbee woman reported a crazy guy approached her, then went into a trailer.

April 23 -- A Hereford man believes his neighbor is spying on him.  He called to find out if it was true.

April 25 -- An older woman ran over her own legs.  (Still puzzling over this one.)

A Hereford man reported something in his trash can.  He didn't know what it was but stated it was big enough to move the trash can.



Kay said...

Don't think I'd be looking in that trash can.

Life's a Beach! said...

LOL Maybe it was a neighbor spying on him.