Saturday, December 26, 2015

Saved by the Bugs

Roatan is seriously beautiful!  It's lush like Kauai, and growth has been somewhat limited.  Most development is no taller than the palms.  In the neighborhood where we're staying, surrounding homes are hidden in the dense vegetation.  The only noise we hear is the wind in the trees and the rare scooter on the road way above us.

There's a penance to pay in a place so beautiful.  We came loaded with cans and bottles of potions to ward off mosquitos, sandflies, no see um's, and all the other nasty biting critters that have scared us away up until now.  We've gone through a large can of Deep Woods Off and will be needing another since Deet seems to work best.  We're also taking anti-malarials which may not be needed.  So far we seem to be winning the battle of the bugs, but I hesitate to even say that.  Knock on wood.

Walking back from West Bay this afternoon, we saw two women who've lost the battle.  They were sitting directly on the sand in  swimsuits at water's edge reading books.  All their exposed extremities were covered with large sores, bites, welts, and rashes.  They looked like Survivor victims, but there they were lolling about on the sand without even a towel underneath on a stretch of undeveloped beach that isn't maintained or raked.  Craig and I simultaneously said duh once we were beyond ear shot.  I'll just say it doesn't take a rocket scientist . . . .  

When the cruise ships aren't in port, basically Friday through Monday, West End and West Bay are relatively uncrowded and laid back.  Today we walked the length of West Bay beach to the very end where the sand meets the lush hillside.  This end of the beach is snorkeling nirvana.


Very few people were out in the water.

 
 
 
Vendor's booths sat unmanned.
 

Santa was trying to sell cigars, but there were no takers.


Water taxis and tour boats sat waiting for customers.
 

And stretches of sand were almost vacant.
 
 
Since tomorrow's Sunday, we expect to see more of the same.  Let me point out that this is the holidays when most tropical destinations are packed.
 
I think this island has been saved by the bugs. 
 
 
 
 
 

Friday, December 25, 2015

Yo Ho Ho and a Merry Christmas!

Everyone's gotten in the Christmas groove around here.  We're kind of wishing Santa would bring us one of those little Christmas trees made out of cut Salva Vida beer cans or the Honduran flag hat with little Christmas lights flashing on the front.  Evidently fireworks are part of the Roatan celebration because even up here in the hills, we've been hearing little blasts all night long for the last four or five days.
 
 
Love these beautiful bulbs on a tropical tree in West End.
 

This Christmas tree's dedicated to Captain Morgan and many other booze varietals.
 

This kitty's napping until Santa shows up, but I think that may be him at the table behind her!


Nothing says Peace like the blue and green lights on this palm at sunset!


This almost looks like a gingerbread house!
 

Also love these painted carvings in Santa hats!
 

These over the water luminaries are very festive.


But the Booty Bar wins the Christmas lights prize!   Aaaargh.
 
 
 
I keep seeing Santa's sleigh in West End, but he forgot to visit us last night.  If I see the guy with the beer can Christmas tree in West End when we're having our Christmas dinner this afternoon, I'll just buy it myself!
 
Merry Christmas to all!  Best wishes for a wonderful 2016!
 
 

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Wednesday's West End Plan

We were on a mission today.  Laundry, snorkeling, and a good lunch!  Once again, we flagged down a water taxi at the dock below and headed to West End.  I do love my taxi rides!
 
 
 
 
We'd spotted this laundry in West End last week, and Craig was out of shorts and t-shirts.  The laundry just happens to back out onto Half Moon Bay in the snorkeling cove.
 

After dropping the laundry, we realized there were beach loungers next door at Dix which are free with food and drink.  We were also able to store our backpacks and valuables behind the bar while we snorkeled.


The cove was quiet with a few kayakers as we settled in on the loungers and ordered a drink.


We thought we were a bit off the beaten path, but soon the masses arrived.  With the holidays, the taxi driver on our way home tonight said there were at least 14,000 people in port.  The yellow vests out in the bay are cruisers on a snorkel tour.


We entertained ourselves watching novices do the flipper feet walk down the beach fully decked out in fins, masks, and snorkels.  After noticing several fall and struggle, our waiter intervened to tell this guy that he had the wrong end of his snorkel in his mouth and needed to back into the water.  Marco spoiled our fun (but the guy still fell on his rear trying to back in)!


We decided to eat first and let the tours clear before we snorkeled.  The food was great.  I ordered mahi mahi fish tacos. 


And Craig ate the sea bass fish sandwich.
 
 
Soon we noticed all the tours were gone from the bay and we donned our equipment and swam out around the rocks.

 
After a snorkel out to the edge of the cove, we picked up our clean laundry (smells like Ariel), boarded another water taxi, and were soon headed back up the hill.
 
 
The neighborhood greeter was waiting and walked us all the way up!  He's such a cutie!
 
 
 

 
 

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Scenes from a Monday

 Yesterday we had a plan.  We thought it was a non-cruise ship day, so we walked up and down the steep hills to the beach path below and headed towards West Bay.
 



As we neared the dreaded Gumbalimba bridge over the canal, we noticed all the kayaks lined up for excursions.  Hmmmmmm.  Monday's are supposed to be slow with no cruise ships docking?


 We followed this guy along the beach path into West Bay.  A lot of Roatan vendors seem to have mastered the art of balancing wares on their heads.


Once we walked onto West Bay Beach, I realized the cruise ship schedule I'd read online was wrong.  We'd left Laid Back Ville up on our hill.  Oh well.  People watching is always interesting!


This cruiser bought himself a hat, a sunburn, and a $25 pass to the beach club!
 

I look at these colorful paintings every time I pass by and think what great Christmas cards they'd make!


Love this mural on corrugated metal siding.  We're WAY up there on the tippy top of the hill and that's why it's such a trek to the beach!


The boat below runs the parasailing tours.  We saw him running up and down offshore earlier with willing tourists (that would not be me) flying high in the air behind him!


After winding our way through all the vendors, we settled at the far west end of the beach at Infinity Bay Palapa Bar where in exchange for purchasing food and drinks, they'll watch your beach bags and hold your table while you snorkel.












 

 
By the time we ate lunch, donned our snorkel gear, and worked our way out to the reef, we were swimming upstream into rush hour traffic -- swarms of guided snorkelers being led and followed by kayaks.  No bueno.  The water was extremely murky from storms over the weekend, so we headed back to the beach after seeing a few fish.
 
Snorkeling will best be done very early or late in the afternoon this week.  Today's a two cruise ship day, tomorrow's FIVE, and Christmas Eve there's only one in port.  Starting Christmas Day, there's a four-day reprieve!
 
When we arrived back at the villa exhausted from our day of walking and swimming, we were greeted by one of the workers sleeping on the job.
 
 
Really dude?  There are guys down below digging trenches with picks and I caught you lounging on the sand pile?  He and his buddy live at a house towards the bottom of the hill, but they consider themselves to be free range cage free.  What a couple of characters!  If there's any action and people out, they're hangin'!  Last night they walked us all the way to the dock to catch a water taxi.  If only we could teach them to run to the grocery store in West End!
  
I'll leave you with my favorite part of any day here on Roatan.  It's totally worth the $3 for the short ride on  water into West End.
 
 

 
 
 

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Money doesn't grow on trees . . . .

 
Or maybe it does!
 
Let's just call this a money tree.  Most local bars on West Bay Beach seem to have one, whether the Honduran lempiras are stapled to the ceiling, a post, or stuck to a palm trunk.
 
I know it's puzzling why people would deface a $10 or a $20 bill, but when you realize the Honduran $10 is only worth around 45 cents USD, then you get it.  So that makes the Honduran $20 bill worth around 90 cents, but just round it up to a dollar.
 
I've often made fun of travelers to Isla Mujeres who just can't grasp the peso, so I'm getting my comeuppance here in Honduras.  I realize it's easy for me in Mexico because we always use pesos when we're on the island except for lodging where the price is often based on the US dollar.  Here on Roatan, it's suggested to bring a stash of US dollars because restaurant tabs and a lot of shops are priced in USD.
 
I met my nemesis in the grocery store right off the plane.  I walked around with my money conversion app on my cellphone gasping at the prices.  Almost $8 USD for cream cheese?  Skip it.  $8 USD for that lovely loaf of pumpernickel bread?  Gotta have it, so bite the bullet.  We had the same experience when we traveled to Ambergris Caye, Belize a few years ago, so I was expecting it.
 
We were in a local deli that also has some grocery items yesterday and Craig pointed out a small bag of red licorice.  (The Australian type.)  Yum!  I wanted it!  195 lempiras.  The exact conversion on that would be $8.74 USD.  Stores and restaurants here like to round the conversion to about 20 lempiras to one USD, so that small bag of licorice would be almost 10 USD.  The converter in my head said no way in hell I'm paying $10 USD for a tiny bag of licorice.
 
Hmmmmmm.  Maybe I'll tell Craig that's what I want for Christmas!
 
 
 
 
 

Saturday, December 19, 2015

West End Sunset

Last night after hanging out at the house all day in the rain, we caught a boat to West End for a late late lunch  before sunset.  While the restaurant was a bad choice, the sunset was so pretty! As we strolled west down the road, I snapped a progressive sunset collection. 

We topped off the evening with a piece of coconut cream pie from our favorite restaurant to make up for the lousy lunch.  A good justification to indulge!  Unfortunately there are no photos of the pie because it was consumed very quickly.  LOL








Thursday, December 17, 2015

Tropical Splendor


Once you get beyond beach, there's a lush tropical splendor to this island that reminds me of Kauai in a sorta funky Caribbean/Central American way.


We're staying up on a hill overlooking the sea with a lot of jungle in between us and the Caribbean. 


This is the special screen effect on the sunset as seen from our second floor outdoor living room.


Walking down the hill, we stroll by all sorts of tropical landscaping along the road.  On the last rise before the beach, we trek through the mosquito zone (the wind dies in that area) where I frantically start waving my arms to try and ward off those dengue devils.


While I've been told most of the fruit is imported from the mainland, banana and papaya trees can be spotted up and down the mountain sides on the island.  The plant beside the bananas above is helliconia.  Coconut palms are all over the place.


This tropical flower on a thorny stem is my favorite in the yard here. 
 

Here's our favorite stand down in West End where they sell the fruits of the splendor!  Pineapple and papaya were on my breakfast plate this morning!

We're off to the beach today, so I'd better get off the porch!